GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic boo